🕯️ About WAFAR OUTHER

Formerly a functioning member of the 3D economy, Wafar achieved a total reality-fracture in 2024 when he realized that his mortgage was merely a "suggestion" written by someone he had never met.

He immediately resigned from the physical world and relocated his headquarters to a hollowed-out redwood tree, which he has successfully manifested as a bi-level penthouse with 360-degree views of "The Void."

When he isn't shouting at his reflection or "vibrationally hijacking" the squirrels’ winter nut supply, Wafar spends his time guiding others toward the Great Break. He currently lives in an undisclosed location (mostly because he’s forgotten how addresses work) and refuses to acknowledge the existence of the IRS, gravity, or the expiration date on his milk.

Rib doesn’t have "credentials"—he has Intent. He doesn't have "followers"—he has Echoes.

Biographer's Note: If you see Wafar in the forest, please do not offer him "help." He is currently pre-living his life as a celestial emperor and your "assistance" is a vibrational insult.